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All Aboard the Dysfunction Junction

Heading out tomorrow morning bright and early for a trip to the Smoky Mountains. My aunt's idea of a sudden surprise for my grandparents' 80th birthday - Easter in the mountains!

Only thing is.... my grandmother hates to travel and is already popping pills while obsessing over the Weather Channel, my grandfather is pissed that we're not all just going to church dammit, I've already been told that "we're having barbecue and if you don't want meat, Walmart sells chicken," I've developed an allergic rash to our new bed sheets that resembles a heavy five o'clock shadow made of chickenpox, and my entire family will all be in one house together. All 45 of us. Yes, forty-five.

I. Am. Boldly. Ecstatic.

Pray for our safety sanity Excedrin supply eh, you get the idea. Have a wonderful holiday and if you don't celebrate, then just enjoy a big sloppy chocolate egg for us.

Happy Easter!

Comments (3)

oh dear.... you are very nice to go to this at all. I'd have begged off with vague rumblings of irritable bowel or something that would make it impossible to travel.

Good luck and Happy Easter!

I really think sometimes that we have eerily similar lives... LOL. Hope you and J have a great holiday! Don't hurl a chicken at anyone.

::poke poke::

i hope your weekend was ...uh...survived? with the absolute least amount of stress possible?

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